Monday, March 19, 2012

Working away or chipping away

Hey Bloggers,

  As of right now i am working on my cookbook. It won’t be for sale but something kept in the family. For a long time i’ve been saying that i want to make a cookbook for my dear sister but haven’t. This is time. My sisters wedding gift, I must get this done ! For once and for all !! Wish me luck and i’ll keep you posted on that.

  I’ve also been in the search for a job. I haven’t been trying to hard but i do really want one. I would really like to work with BBQ’s. For those of you who do not know, i am from Paris, Ontario. Paris is big in the BBQ world. Paris is the home of Famous BBQ Chef Ted Reader. Since i do not know much about this form of cooking i would like to branch towards this art.

  I forgot to finish my blog, i am now outside. Thank goodness. It is so nice out i wish you all knew how i felt right now. Just starring into the sun :)

  Ahh man, i have no idea what to talk about. I am just looking at my keys.. How about this. I owe you a post… I`m going to go enjoy my day ! Cheers ya`ll !

 

C.Barber

Monday, March 5, 2012

A long night ahead

Hello Blog Readers,

I am so tired right now and i am most likely off to bed soon. I have been catching up on missed things in my online class. Which is a horrid idea i guess because i got straight here or twitter or facebook or anything else for that matter.

My class is on human sexuality. Intriguing yes, but it just doesn't capture my interests very much. All my friends think it is very funny. Grrreat. Its only because i am good at writing dirty thoughts down, want to see?

The man throws his jacket onto the chair as he arrives home from work, His wife waiting there in only an apron just hoping he would see her. He walks right past her, turns and smiles. She caught his eye. He walks slowly towards her with a slight jump in his step. This is it. She's done something right.. He grasps her waist and puts her on the kitchen counter. In his act of spontaneity he places her in the meal she had just prepared for him, another surprise he was not expecting.

I can go really dirty but come on guys.. this is a blog not a book. Next time.

My friend Becky has a blog i really enjoy it, She talks about clothes, love and everything fun in between. You otta give it a read (http://seductivemania.blogspot.com/2012/03/11-things.html)

I was thinking about it today, things i love today... Man, i love so many little things everyday. Today we made cookies out of a box. Weird since i am in culinary but they were so good and now my house smells of cookies.

Anyways, i neeeeed sleep. I'll talk to you soon. Hugs and kisses !!!

C.Barber

Sunday, March 4, 2012

A question and Fact


The rules of an evil game:
1. Post these rules.
2. Post a photo of yourself and 11 random things.
3. Answer the questions set for you in the original post.
4. Create 11 new questions and tag people to answer them.
5. Go to their blog/twitter and tell them you've tagged them.

Something about me::

1.I recently found out that my mothers best friend was diagnosed with Breast Cancer, this being the 4th person in my life to be diagnosed. Hence the short hair that used to be 11 inches longer...

2. I am in culinary school only to see the world, i spent my summer going from Vancouver, BC to St John, NFLD in 78 days.

3. I listen to old school rap, Christina and Britney, as well as Janis Joplin and the beatles.. all on one CD! woo.. weird eh?

4. I live in the worlds most gross student house with 3 other people i didn't know before the day we moved in.

5. I do not think i am shy unless i am with people who knew me when i was young or people who knew me when i was a different person.

6. I think i am funnier than i actually am.

7. This goes with number 6, it sucks that Chelsea Handler is a sex comedian because i feel i could make good money doing what she does, yet we have the same name so i never can.

8. I am severely addicted to soup. It is the worst thing ever !! I wish i wasn't. Kidding i'm happy i love soup. Its healthy.

9. I love Macbooks, but never want to own one.. its too much for me. I can't use anything Steve Jobs created because he's too smart for my fingers. I can barely use most microwaves.

10. When i look at guys, I instantly wonder how big their penis is and if they know how to use it.

11. Last but not least, I only want to get married to wear a pretty white dress. I also want to have 2 kids and adopt one of a different ethnic background.

On to the Questions::

1. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
I have plenty, i wish i didn't. Mine are the family channel, cream eggs(thats new), Chef boy R' De, and wearing red lipstick to the bar ! ahaha!

2. What is something important you are always forgetting/forgetting to do?
My family.. i know it sounds bad, but i always forget shit about them. Or i'll go home to see them and leave after 2 minutes to see my friends. I love them with all of my heart and i wish i put more time into them.

3. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Loud chewing.. If i can hear you. I will not eat.

4. Boxers/briefs or bikini panties vs thongs?
TONGS !! always.. come on. Put a little ass in it :P

5. What was your longest relationship?
Not very long, i am at 7 months. If that is even a relationship.

6. What's a talent that you've kept secret?
I play the spoons, Like celtic spoons. I can pick up instruments very quickly. Yet i also loose them just as quick.

7. What is your signature dance move?
Bhahaha, seriously becky?! Well... hmm... i would say anything really bad is my move. I usually tell boys i don't know how to dance. Yet when i am alone i tend to put one arm up and sway my hips.

8. What is your favourite word?
oo... That would be "shit" i understand its a swear word but i just use it a lot!

9. What is your favourite breakfast food?
SOME FUCKING FRENCH TOAST- 40 yr old virgin

10. If you were offered $10,000 to shave your head, would you do it?
Yes, I have already cut my hair for cancer. Why wouldn't i shave my head!

11. What is one item of clothing that you wish you could wear, but can't (because of body type, skin color, climate, etc..)
Full out Janis Joplin... end of story bahah !


My questions::
1. Are you a slutty person?
2. What food do you hate?
3. Favorite type of music and why?
4. If you could be someone famous, who would it be?
5. Your favorite childhood show
6. xbox, wii of playstation?
7. Do you watch reality tv or no? (if so what?)
8. If you could name one of your idols, who would it be?
9. Where do you want to have sex?
10. How would you propose to your future someone?
11. If you went gay who would it be with? (went straight if you are gay)


Thank you Becky for making me do this :) Your really looking out !! bahha!!
http://seductivemania.blogspot.com/

Now onto my good friend Nick Pellegrino !!
https://twitter.com/#!/Pellegrinoxx69

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Tim Horton's XL on my mind

Hello there blog readers,

I've been laying here trying to sleep and well as you can see its not going well. In Canada it is currently 2:28 am. As in i need to go to the doctors tomorrow really early so those Tim Horton's new cup sizes are really "fucking" with me right now.

I went to go see that new movie "gone" today, you know that horror movie about that girl with the big eyes trying to save her sister. Well I'm not going to ruin it for you but, its not the cop... although i defiantly thought it was. aha! He was cute though. The cop not the murder, well maybe.

Last night i got really drunk and almost threw up, funny thing is i drank half a 26er with me and my four friends. I was the only one drunk #collegegirlproblems. I'm nursing a break up! Hehe, its been 3 weeks or more now so I'm actually looking for excuses to drink on a Tuesday night.

He's got a new girl now, so i obviously took the adult route and deleted him from my life so badly that i have no possibly way to contact him. Yet to be fair i did get mad in front of him... just to my mother, father, sister and all of my friends. Their good people, he's now evil in all of their eyes. Gosh I'm glad I'm still 20 so i can get away with shit like this..

What else world... what else, i had my sister's wedding shower planned by me and her fiances sister. She didn't do shit. I got to listen to my sister get worried about people watching her, my mother hate on the mother-in-law, and everyone asking me questions about my date to the wedding.. which i don't have. So obviously it went splendidly.

Holy shit Blog Readers i sound so cynical. I'm really not, nor am i one of those girls who "tells it like it is" i think their stupid because no one cares what they think usually. Their also normally wrong. I'm just one of those girls who doesn't dream of rainbows and butterflies. Even though i am blonde. In case you were unaware.

I'm not going to post a photo today, actually i think i am done with that. If you would like to look through my gallery i have a flickr account. www.flickr.com/photos/thatsbruce :) I like to think I'm not too shabby.

Anyways i think i am tired. ugh.. thank god !!

Xo ! :D
C.Barber

Monday, February 20, 2012

A culinary Adventure

Hello All,
I bet you thought i forgot about you, but nooo way could i do such a thing again. Last week i just happened to be doing something with my life and felt like writing a blog on something other than a Monday would just be silly.

Right now i am in a intense search for a great recipe to cook in my class tomorrow. We are doing seared tuna, Scallop Ceviche, and more. Just to get a small idea on how this all works. Chef Michael Olson (name drop) gives us our food, and then we cook it. Whoa so complicated. Well, sometimes it is. Last week we had 27 recipes to do in 2 hrs with 5 people. Yup, We are awesome.

Well how was your valentines day? Thankfully i got broken up with just a week before aka the same night i told you i had a boyfriend. Oh well. We're still trying to be friends for now.
Anyways, i went out with three good friends of mine. My date just happened to be my gay friend Chris. We looked more than classy folks. We all drank wine, ate great food at the Niagara Falls Minestones. Then i went home and got more angry.

Ok, now for the photo of the week !!Let me know what you think. This photo was taken outside of Banff, Alberta around a great set of waterfalls !! :D

Hugs and Kisses,
C.Barber

Monday, February 6, 2012

A forgetful hobby

Hello there non readers,

I understand i do, why would you come read if i do not write well here's my new years resolution... I hope.
Since i am behind by a month hopefully this one comes true... since my diet has already disagreed with me.

As you may know.. (or not since i'm considering this a clean sweep. New post, New blog?) i am attending culinary school. Well "wee" since this is my last semester and i plan on moving to the big city of Toronto, Ontario. I already tell creepy guys i live there anyways.
I'll be living with my two best friends, finger crossed more. We plan on living closer to the outside of the GTA than Toronto itself since one of my new roomies goes to school still.
To make this small talk seem like it was worth while... i am looking for a job. So if you own a restaurant, or know of one hiring happy people, i am open.
Remember.. i'm a cook. Not a prostitute.

Also bloggers/blog readers, i have a boyfriend now. I'm sure you don't give a rats ass who some blonde is dating but i thought i would share. He's kind enough for that ! aha.
His name is Logan and he is a paramedic full-time and a fire fighter part time. Look at me go :P
Kidding.


I thought i would add a photo i took recently. As i am a huge photography fan. Let me know what you think of it and i shall discuss your thoughts next week. I will also be adding a new photo everyone monday which i will talk about the following monday. I'm hoping this will keep me on track.


Nice chatting see you next week.
C.Barber



ps-anyone know how to play the uke? Because it will be the death of me.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Hello All,

To be honest with you i forgot i even had this. I though I'd sign up for one just for shits and giggles but the website said i already had one. Who knew.

I did read my "virgin" post again though. No wonder no one is following me that was horrid, also a waste of time. Although so is this one.

I don't actually hate men. I really miss men, I guess when you seem the slightest bit lonely no one wants to talk to you. So instead of guys i put all my effort into work. Which is a different job now. I am a cook at a golf course, working under a Chef which I'm very proud of.

I will also be attending school in September. Thank god because i need a change in scenery. I'm slightly loosing my mind here. Especially with my mother. Due to her i might go see a nutritionist, intense right well i just want to break my bad eating habits. Which is long over due.

For some reason that i don't know the answers to your all probably finding me a little insane right now but this is the only place i can get my frustrations out ! Odd right? Well i don't care. If you find me whiny then don't read my blog. But all my friends i can't be insanely honest with. Which is even more odd.

Thank you for reading... if you even are, I'll try to write more often sorry.

Peace&Love.